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The MC top hat ribbon is yellow for everyone correct? What do those colors represent?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wiza31MWFb Give me topics to improv songs about. e.g. Improv a song about Lucy... I might actually do that...

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Anyone have the set

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I blame all the pedos from /candy for this neverending spamvasion. Yes, I mean you ll7x7, riki, rufus, neph, et. al.

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Kira?

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Does anychum else identify with the villains in media? I always do. Except when the villain is the protagonist like in these trendy new antihero series. I just want to become the thing the Normie hates.

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i need this set

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>you will never play "kidnapping and murder" with your daughter >you will never use fake blood and BDSM tools on a cute girl >you will never make her cry and beg for mercy while filming it >you will never pretend to rape her, get lost in lust and do the real thing

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Anyone else remember when this wasn't just a pizza site?

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perfection

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Stop the government from monitoring all your online activity. A vpn will make it look like your physical ip address is from another country, keeping you anonymous and worry free. Plus you will have all the benefits of being able to view region locked content http://anonyourself.club

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>Beginning on Jan. 1, prostitution by minors will be legal in California. Yes, you read that right. >SB 1322 bars law enforcement from arresting sex workers who are under the age of 18 for soliciting or engaging in prostitution, or loitering with the intent to do so. So teenage girls (and boys) in California will soon be free to have sex in exchange for money without fear of arrest or prosecution. >Minors involved in prostitution are clearly victims, and allowing our law enforcement officers to pick these minors up and get them away from their pimps and into custody is a dramatically better solution than making it legal for them to sell themselves for sex. That only deepens their victimization and renders law enforcement powerless to stop the cycle of abuse. SB 1322 is not simply misguided — its consequences are immoral. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/california-democrats-legalize-child-prostitution/article/2610540 https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201520160SB1322

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I want to sit sweaty Su-metal into my lap :DDD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npj3wwm70Ko

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Stop being a pedophile

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Where else do you lurk? https://girlti.me https://8ch.net/waifuist/catalog.html Lots less spam then MC. I assume girltime is librechan 2.0 Strange that Jim allows waifuist, I assume 8ch is drawing the line at candydoll lewdness. >inb4 the bots migrate too

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What do you think of my site? http://sjwtruth.ml/

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belated merry christmas and happy new year to everybody

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Anyone more of her?

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How does this make you feel, anons? https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/anneke-lucass-harrowing-tale-of-sex-trafficking-am/

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Masterchan, the motherland, Built bit by bit by our Gad's hand. Where freedom speaks, Through Wikileaks, Without the fear of being banned. So go now and take a stand. Against all other Chans, With their knee-jerk mods and unjust bans. Oh Masterchan, where OC breathes free, In fields of its-not-quite-CP. Where on and off topic coexist, So true discussions can't be missed. Where users say "Welcome Chum", To all newfags, not just some. Where Anonymous is not just a name, But a secure leveling system, a sort of game. User IPs aren't kept in some vast store. And proxies are viable, including TOR. But "it's a honeypot" they claim! Less so than your Chan, all the same. So stay and lo, behold our light, At Masterchan, on freedom's side we fight! A Chum - 2014

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>no more OFF TOPIC'D guy postings >lots of Ghosted/Mystery'd photos >also there's a lot of missing threads/posts across our boards >/chummery gone. fucking gone. all those dankies. (yeah, most of it aren't spectacular memes tbh. but they're our Dankies. created by the earliest chums.) our "MChan culture" (if you can call it that) gone , just like that. >/Kmara gone >/Kmara gone >/Kmara gone also, it seems like a lot of old users have already left. are they v&'d? the user counter is sad. what happened Masterchan? what went wrong? also, whatever happened to Librechan? are they gone too? I thought they're coming back last I've been here

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i hate myself and i want to die

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/b/ how do i stop being such a massive outlander? pic related, is me.

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What´s g admin's end game?

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Boss, We need better spam control for this site. How are they so easily getting past the captcha that I can't even read half the time?

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whats her name or torrent please for the love of god. lol

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Caption this image

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April is Love.

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Official Webm Thread

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8ch is down

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/r/ a tribute video of this guy! thanx in advice and happy fapping!

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Celebrating the new a series of unfortunate events netflix release. And general violet baudelaire appreciation thread.

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Hi!

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Could somebody do a cum tribute on my gf?

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You're under arrest.

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Did anyone save the /222/ dankies that were recorded over at younow? Basically it's a bunch of (semi)lolis saying. 222 respect. That was pretty fun. Couldn't find it in the Chummery, Gad you fucking asshole.

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You ever see a girl so cute it makes you want to kill her? Idk why every time I see her IRL I want to cut her little body. She's 93lbs

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>attention whore Hi all

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Carl Ferrer, left, James Larkin and Michael Lacey were charged in a pimping case in connection with international classified ad website Backpage.com. A judge has rejected those charges. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-backpage-charges-tossed-20161209-story.html

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Apparently little girls are sexy How do those relate?

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/b/rothers, I need your help. I am looking for pictures of naked girls (showing tit is fine too) in wheelchairs, preferably brunettes. Mirror selfies would be ideal, but definitely no obvious porn ort "art" pics. So far I have obly found old hags and hippos. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

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Is it true that all the oldfags from 4chan came here because of the mod purge?

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Is Masterchan social media?

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Snapchat

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Hi!

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New Boxxy/Catie thread.

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Hey, are you cool man ?

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I FUCKING WARNED YOU GUYS! IT'S REAL!!!! GET BACK TO 8CHAN!!

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ITT: post character/s , real or fictional that is literally you mine is The Joker

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So..... I have a few questions that I have and will be posting after this introductory post. They possibly do get a bit graphic so be warned. I will try and be as clean as possible in my phrasing of certain things so please bare with me. I am a 30+ year old virgin male. Obviously, this means I have not yet had sexual intercourse but to go further I have also not yet had any physical intimacy with a female. I have tried "cyber sex" with females online but I have no conclusive evidence of what happened was indeed with a female. In my early 20s I purchased a Fleshlight or some prototype/new sex toy similar to a Fleshlight. It costs me $200 and, at the time, I couldn't have been any happier. The new experience of something other than my hand was incredible and it took some getting used to thrusting my hips and pelvis into something rather than being as rigid as a board while my hand does all the work. My total lack of sexual activity or relationships with females is what pushed me to go so far as to purchase a sex toy like a loser. I believe I was in college at this time and hearing what wonderful sex and party stories every class, every semester other people were having- was getting a bit sad and infuriating! So I broke down and just channeled all my frustrations into my newly acquired sex toy. Using it multiple times a day. Before classes. After classes. In between classes. Before work. After lunch. Before Bed. etc....etc.....

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Ask me anything, i'm about to get v& Should i just kill myself ?

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Happy thread. Anything that makes you happy or laugh. :3

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Share known honeypots. Candydollchan is a honeypot or at least honeypot affiliated. It constantly brings pop ups to LEA monitored sites and the local police will arrest you if you click through these sites a few times.

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I this thread we discuss Asses. The most important part of a human.

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Will having too much sex make my foreskin droopy? I'm still a virgin, and I try not to stretch out my foreskin when I masturbate because I'm afraid of getting droopy foreskin like pic related.

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What's going on in this site. Why so many unreachable host.

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Friendly Neighborhood Sex Offender here, AMA. Some obvious questions: >I pleaded guilty to Indecent Assault on a Minor, the deal ensured no jail time, GPS tracking, and other miscellaneous terms for probation. >I'm young-ish, but still an adult... which is what the problem was. > The judge said, in not so many words, that the age of consent is an outdated statute that needs to be reviewed (in front of clerks, the local constable, etc, he's gained immeasurable respect in my eyes). He then proceeded to sentence me to four years probation, because the law is the law. >The victim is this case originally left me for another guy, and then pointed to me as her current boyfriend (to cover for her ACTUAL current boyfriend, who she is sexually active with). >I was not willing to gamble years of my life in a trial on a crime with a massive stigma, and purely he said/she said for evidence. It was simply not winnable. Alright, questions?

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If you were married to a cute little girl what kind of activities would you guys do together /b/?.

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So, I am leaving here for good. Not that I have posted much lately anyways, but I have fallen in love with a Russian figure skater and I have set other priorities. Le INLANDER code was u: yxcvbnm p: mnbvcxy Have a nice life!

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Official Trap Thread

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Test >a h

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This thread is going to be amazing, trust me Just get in here and see it, you won't be disappointed, you have my word

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Muh baby gurl aint lil girl no more :(((

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http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/08/christian_rock_musician_from_c.html SPRINGFIELD - A Christian rock musician from Chicopee whom the FBI contends downloaded thousands of child porn imagesonto his computer will be held behind bars pending trial. Victor Stepus mug 2013 Victor Stepus Victor Stepus, 47, was arrested on Aug. 21 after federal investigators raided his home and began searched his computer and several digital DVDs the suspect told agents contained child pornography. He told investigators he was specifically attracted to girls between 12 and 15, according to a criminal complaint filed by FBI Agent Ian Smythe. However, among 8,000 images and 33 videos investigators recovered from his computer, several were of boys and girls as young as 8 years old, the federal court record states. Smythe noted that Stepus told him he only began using the computer two weeks ago. His wife told agents Stepus is not an American citizen but a legal permanent resident of the United States from Ukraine. Witnesses in the investigation added that he is a heavy drinker and has been abusive to some members of his family, according to court records.

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Little Boys Thread

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Do you ever miss analogue media, chums?

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Is a girl's vagina always lubricated or only during sex? I have always wondered, and never seen one irl before.

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A Washington man has been accused of prostituting his dog in exchange for sex with various farm animals, authorities said. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said 56-year-old James Allen Darland, of Mount Vernon, WA, was arrested Monday, Oct. 26 following a months-long investigation. According to a MCSO news release, Darland allegedly contacted an undercover detective through a website to "arrange for sexual liaisons with various farm animals in exchange for sex with his own personal dog." The investigation that began in September culminated when Darland made contact with an undercover detective posing as a farmer/owner of several animals in the Wickenburg area, according to the release. According to the release, Darland asked to spend days on the farmer’s property solely for the purpose of having sex with the various animals provided including miniature horses, dogs and goats. Authorities said Darland admitted to detectives on emails and in later phone calls that the self-described married man has been having sex with his neighbor’s horse, dogs and sheep in the state of Washington for some time. Darland, who recently retired after working 23 years for a delivery company, also allegedly admitted to having sex with customer's animals and stray dogs while on his routes. “We clearly confirmed his intentions to commit this crime by statements, recorded phone calls and videos, e-mails and actions witnessed by my detective, leaving no doubt in his mind that Darland fully intended to carry out his perversion by committing the crime of bestiality,” Arpaio said in the release. Darland was arrested on a charge of conspiracy to commit bestiality, a Class 6 felony. Darland's dog was seized and will be evaluated for sexual abuse by the Arizona Humane Society. http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/30355850/sheriff-man-pimped-out-dog-sought-sex-with-farm-animals

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JonBenet Ramsey and McKenna Grace Photoshoot look little the same but in different time.

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Were gonna make Masterchan great again. Take le poal http://poal.me/5r2o22

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>IP Chan >No Spam This is Nice Chan

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The Dead Man Switch Has Been Activated http://findingassange.com/

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>Times you almost revealed your power level Be me. Female friend of mine has a guy who babysits her son, this guy also has a 9 year old daughter See pics of my female friend with the 9 year old daughter Try to casually ask about her in a way that isn't creepy, but almost unavoidable Get called out on it, asked "why are you always asking about her?" Change gears and become indignant that she would assume that, decry that all pedos are scum. mfw there isn't any real way to go about things like this and it's all just about opportunities

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What happened to sekrit?

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Anyone uses chatstep? Post some rooms if you do :)

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your daily reminder that if u use the word "normie" ever, you are retarded.

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LauraB Thread

Is you ?

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Hillary Clinton was a cute little girl.

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Anyone here have a dash cam? Every time something happens on the road I wished I had one. I've seen some shit. I've been in a few car accidents too, I was rear ended once, got fucking pissed as hell..

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Cartoon Little Girls ngaging in Sexual Activities thread i'll start

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What's with the insane amount of spam and the insane amount of ghosts?

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>only thread with numerous replies "penises of /b/" >trap pics in every thread >ylyl banana posted What happened to the good old days.

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Really makes you think

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Youtube being a lie https://youtu.be/rkwd5JrzxLQ

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Candid Pics

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Suck diz dick!

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this place is still around? what's new, did that guy that post cp from time to time get v&

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Alright, which one of you works at McVitie's?

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Who's on board ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpkwCKkA4do Lots of profit to be made, just think about it. Masterchan Modeling Agency Models travel and live by themselves across the world. They will need protection.

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Anime of all types and miscellaneous thread

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Check Out This Girl She found social media, looks like more to come. She has some interesting actresses she likes in her details and started adding some slutty pics to her favorites. Has five pics up and says she is going to add more tomorrow and couple times a week. http://ggirl4u.deviantart.com/

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This thread is dedicated to my friend: The goat milker

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Finally I found my skater!

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I have an idea. It's gonna require some work, we're gonna need some anons good with editing, drawing, maybe even 3d work. What I'm thinking is; we recreate daisys destruction legally. We rip the audio from the original video, place it overtop or either a comic book or a 3d video remaking the video scene by scene. Like I said before this is going to require some work and will probably take quite some time. What do you say we atempt this?

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ggirl4u.tumblr.com kik: GGirl4U

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Hey can someone recap me on everything that happened since I left, I left when everybody was obsessed with Rosa. So uh yeah, what's been happen'n? I noticed we're no longer "digital dankies" or whatever.

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Have you ever experienced PTSD-like symptoms from looking at all the disgusting shit posted here? Normies and cops always talk about how horrific & fucked up it is to review CP evidence. Everyone in the field has mandatory therapists. I worry about Gadmin, I hope he sleeps okay.

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Holy fucking spam. I just reported 300 posts. The fuck? lol

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We post pics of girls and we say what we would do to them pic related it's our first girl

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What do you think about polygamy /b/?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjxcxPen0ZM

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New Masterchan OC Thread (V) last one is about to kill Make your ebin may-mays now. and chums pls make your own Tins too if you like I wanna see what you can come up with

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When a loli becomes a teen , is she still a loli ?

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Hi /b/ https://exhentai.org/g/995299/12ef29f146/

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This is how good current 3D-CG technology and artistry skill is. At CGWorld’s Creative Conference this year the character will also appear in a movie the creators are currently working on, which means the model will eventually move around too. Their skills should be picked up by pedo-friendly individuals to kick start a company where 3D-CG children perform pedophile's fantasies - of course for a cost. Image: Saya, by husband-and-wife team Yuka and Teruyuki Ishikawa Their website: http://www.telyuka.com/

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I can't quench my thirst for (dark?) psytrance. They have this really catchy vocals and not just plain music. Please share more like these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvpEj_qXlVk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBhSGgCtCs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_df95Wcp3Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh60qch8LPY

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He gets a glimpse of Margherita and her daughter, but there is a density of orgy-goers around them that keeps him at a distance. He knows he's vulnerable, more than he should be, to pretty little girls, so he reckons it's just as well, because that Bianca's a knockout, all right: 11 or 12, dark and lovely, wearing a red chiffon gown, silk stockings and high-heeled slippers, her hair swept up elabortate and flawless and interwoven with a string of of pearls to show pendant earrings of crystal twinkling from her tiny lobes...help, help. Why do these things have to keep coming down on him? He can see the obit now in Time magazine--Died, Rocketman, pushing 30, in the Zone, of lust.

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Who was in the wrong here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FmSnziyaY

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This here some crazy shit. A couple months back a couple went missing. Then a couple weeks ago someone started posting on his fb. It's prob his ex wife, but still noone knows what happened to this couple or if their even alive.. https://www.facebook.com/charlie.carver1 http://archive.is/iIgXW The family has set up a GoFundMe page to hire an private investigator to try to find the couple https://www.gofundme.com/2p93n9pw

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Happy Halloween chum. Hope you all had a good one!

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So I was just wondering... Spergy faggot KisslessVirgin ( aka 36Kv ) was cyber bullied here because everyone hated him. Tons of faggot here kept replying to his thread that he should hero and all , and also tons of faggots made thread about him being a big sperglord et cettera... Long story short, everyone (or a large portion) hated him and wanted him to leave. Then, out of nowhere, a gentleman had the nice idea to make a special board just for him, dedicated and named in his honor. Thought it wouldn't be enought and that he will continue to post on /b/ but no he stayed over here. But another thing happened actually... This is the MOST ACTIVE fuckin board of all master chan. If you forget all the spam, even if you DON'T count his own post, this is the most active board. So either all the faggot complaining about him was just huge Attention Whore even more spergboy than him (exactly what I said few weeks before) either I missing a huge point. And don't try to argue the board his active because of him, that's totally wrong, I went here and a good 60% of the post is not from 36KV. Half of you complained about him but you were as attention seeking as him. Just admit it. That's just funny to see tons of thread about tardz complaining and now all these idiots are in his own board. >Also inb4 some idiot are offended and try to argue the board is active because of Kv while, again, a good 2/3 of the board's posts is made by other peoples

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Spread the word offline. Get your marker, find the perfect area and spread the word of this wonderful place irl. Extra points for more creative or more public places.

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Will porn ever become mainstream media? >Parents are watching comedy movie >I walk in >There's a bride who says she'll fuck the first guy she sees because husband cheated on her. >I'm mesmerized by this porn scenario, I involuntarily stay there for some 5 minutes watching. >Bride finds a guy, he pulls out his practical effects dick. >Awkard boner.jpg >They go back to talking and the story moves on. >Realise there won't be any sex and my parents are right beside me. >What the hell was I even watching this crap for? >Ponder on what led me to expect any lewd scenes in the first place. Does porn have any cinematographic value? Does it have to considering how most /tv/ these days amounts to references and explosions and action sequences? Will people ever watch 10 minute blowjobs on the theatre? Is that a good thing or a sign of how degenerate society has become?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQNmMzkP3b8

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His channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ6hej8CvUyqTrnE5O-HFZA

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Daily warning thread about the newfag who uses the term "sperg" like a kid who just discovered porn. You know the guy who uses the term like mad and clearly only got here about a month or so ago, 'cos summer (Also grammarchum he's the faggot who uses double periods ".." Instead of the non retarded triple periods "...") Does anyone here play Skyrim? I play it every so often still, quite a lot recently, I look forward to the rerelease...

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What are your thoughts on Hebephilia /b/?.

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https://www.tribalwars.net/register.php?ref_code=ENCXTE34&ref=player_invite_linkrl World 90 has just opened and I'm in need of tribemates and allies. Let us pillage, rape and conquer.

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https://librechan.net/meta/res/821.html XD

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How many videos are there of Kristin the russian blonde?

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>be me >be a 35yo kv >just finished eating dinner with Aunt & my little cousin >felt the need to accept her request to go over for dinner because I felt like a little social interaction was needed by me because I'm always by myself >say okay >end up feeling like a horrible piece of shit by the end of our meal Here's what happened:

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When this picture was taken, do you think he had any idea?

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If anyone's bored, and wants to get the >>1 GET I made a troll board on nextchan, https://nextchan.org/childporn For the lulz..

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how many videos are the of Kristy little russian hot slut?

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anyone remember this?

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Anybody have a pet? If you don't have a pet then please state why you would/wouldn't want one. How do you feel about your pet in comparison to other animals you may or may not live with? I've a cat (pic related), it's lazy but adorable so it's nothing new.

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Those clown sightings are some masterchan shit. Which one of you faggots does it? I bet /sekrit/ users are behind it.

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Come join the fun

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Any of you chums ever go to church? I'm not really even religious but my mom has been wanting me to go with her forever so I finally caved. I suggest you guys do it. There are tons of QTs of all ages, especially loads of good lolis. Might try for some creepshots next Sunday. Everyone is super friendly so the girls my age were approachable too but I didn't want to seem over-zealous. Thoughts? Experiences? Stories? I will update if anything comes of it or if pics happen

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Ask someone with the best gf anything

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GOD HAS GRANTED US A CHANCE TO MAKE THE 160000 GET GOOD Let's not fail this time

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Nostalgia.. remember these days?

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How long do I have before the police arrive

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سخيف تحترق في الجحيم الله أكبر! >inb4 خارج الموضوع

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>Anyone else into Asian cinema? If you want to watch a very sweet and romantic movie I suggest (pic related) It is on Netflix or DramaFever (I believe DF) or just pirate it since I' m s u re you guys know how Either way some parts left me digging into my blanket and blushing. I really enjoyed the ending I suggest watching this beautiful movie with a girlfriend or your parents. The experience would be nice to enjoy an evening watching this movie I watched it alone though so that works also

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Her name is Bellak, A Candydoll yet I cannot find a link or torrent can someone post more pics or sauce?

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Hey chums. I was away for 6 months in jail. I missed you guys. Any chance anyone can fill me in or link some good threads I missed? Please and thanks

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Hello Chums, i wanna make a experiment. no, its nothing to do with CP. i hide some files inside of this pictures and i want you guys to find out what i put in there. please, share reactions. love Outlander 1/5

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Some of you might know the person who we can thank some loli OC pictures for. He disappeared in early 2016 from the Internet. I'm worried, that this might be him. Some details don't check, but maybe that's just the LEAs fucking with us. Or he made a deal. I don't know. https://archive.is/7jgpD All I can leave you with is a picture of her favourite model. I hope it's not you. If it is, I hope that the world will be a more free place the day you get out. You were my best online friend ever. Love you to pieces, sweet prince ;_;

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Help me out here chums Simply put, would a fresh install of my OS and disk cleaners like Moo0 and Ccleaner be enough to completely remove files from my comp, no chance of recovery?

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Do you think there's three different chemicals in there, or they just put the same stuff in each pocket with a different color?

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>Don't wake up >Don't wake up >It's not real >Wake up >It's real >Go back to bed >It's still real >Tfw IMHO threads should not start with a green text. Or with media that is related to the topic.

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our Kristen Titus thread is gone, so let's do it again

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天下有至樂無有哉?有可以活身者無有哉?今奚為奚據?奚避奚處?奚就奚去?奚樂奚惡? 夫天下之所尊者,富貴壽善也;所樂者,身安、厚味、美服、好色、音聲也;所下者,貧賤夭惡也;所苦者,身不得安逸,口不得厚味,形不得美服,目不得好色,耳不得音聲;若不得者,則大憂以懼。其為形也亦愚哉! 夫富者,苦身疾作,多積財而不得盡用,其為形也亦外矣。夫貴者,夜以繼日,思慮善否,其為形也亦疏矣。人之生也,與憂俱生,壽者惛惛,久憂不死,何苦也!其為形也亦遠矣。烈士為天下見善矣,未足以活身。吾未知善之誠善邪,誠不善邪?若以為善矣,不足活身;以為不善矣,足以活人。故曰:「忠諫不聽,蹲循勿爭。」故夫子胥爭之以殘其形,不爭,名亦不成。誠有善無有哉?今俗之所為與其所樂,吾又未知樂之果樂邪,果不樂邪?吾觀夫俗之所樂,舉群趣者,誙誙然如將不得已,而皆曰樂者,吾未之樂也,亦未之不樂也。果有樂無有哉?吾以無為誠樂矣,又俗之所大苦也。故曰:「至樂無樂,至譽無譽。」 天下是非果未可定也。雖然,無為可以定是非。至樂活身,唯無為幾存。請嘗試言之。天無為以之清,地無為以之寧,故兩無為相合,萬物皆化。芒乎芴乎,而無從出乎!芴乎芒乎,而無有象乎!萬物職職,皆從無為殖。故曰:「天地無為也,而無不為也。」人也,孰能得無為哉!

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ITT we troll 4chan new comers

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Digital Dankies Thread make new dankies 2016!!1

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So, /b.. How many posts do you have ?

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I once met a Wendigo. I was walking a forest path when I noticed that I was being followed. It was a scary realization. I shouted out, "COME OUT IF YOU DARE". And the Wendigo appeared. A bizarre creature perhaps a spiritual creature. The Wendigo immediately tried to tackle me to the ground and eat me but due to my knowledge of Judo that I learned as a child I was able to use his force against the Wendigo and took it down. Having lost the Wendigo vanished quicker than a blink of an eye. And I walked back home.

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What happened to attention whore?

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Once the UN controls the internet in a couple days will Master Chan be blacklisted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xu5p_nDcrg

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http://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/706294 RIP 4chan

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Raindrops fall on me I stop, look up and wonder Is Admin Crying?

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Are any of you normies? Anyone ever been a normie? >Be awesome >Fuck everything up >Stop being normie >booty calls continue >neet with broke car >postpone >year goes by >losing mind >will be back to a normie someday.. I can't stand being around people for more then an hour, they do nothing for me.. Wat do?

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kinder surprise https://discord.gg/mgZXk5A

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Does the Admin hate me? I bet the Admin does. It is a rock bottom feeling to know that you are unwelcomed. Perhaps it is time for me to leave? I'll take your silence as yes...

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i..im just too cool for girls mama... maybe someday but... not now...

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This is very sad and then very uplifting fluctuating between those two. Please, listne to this.

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TO post or not to post? That is the question. BUt when you know that the time is right then do so and post. FOr even if you may err know that your post will be read by someone. And that someone will be impacted by your thoughts. ANd that person may or may not post his thoughts influenced by yoour thoughts. That is the Way to post. So please bear in mind that before you decide Not To Post remember that someone is waiting to read what you have to say. With Warm Regards, a fellow contributer

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PLease stop using toilet paper to clean your butt after you are doing using the toilet. Here is a superior c=method of cleaning. When you are finished taking a poop Refrain from using the toilet paper. Get up and remove your clothings, all of them. Now that you have done that walk into the bath tub. Turn on the water faucet. TUrn your body 180 degree or until your back is facing the water faucet. Squat down and crab walk towards the faucet. Once you are close to the faucet stop. Lift your butt up until your butt touches the running water. Commence cleaning, use your hands if necessary. Once you feel clean enough you may crab walk forward. Stand up turn 180 degree or until your front faces the faucet. Turn off the faucet and get out of the bath tub. Grab a towel to dry yourself, afterwards you may put on your clothes. Congratulate yourself on a job well done, and feel happy To knw that you are using a superior method to clean yourself. regards, a kind helper

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Details: City: Marysville State: Ohio Location: 271 W 6th street Pay:5 mill " if dog killed" House security: None just a dog and locked doors Dog breed: Small Sizu or something like that --------------------------------------------------------- Job: There are 6 people living in this house i only need 5 killed 1 mill for each the person not to kill his door is closed when he sleeps so dont go into that room one is in the basement and the other 3 are upstairs. Dispose of bodies when done send me a picture of the bodies being disposed at my email then i will send you my location so you can pick up your money. Email: Soullesssatin666@gmail.com Good Luck P.S. Doors may be locked

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Mama says I am good boy. But does mama know that I am a bad boy on the internet?

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The Department of Justice wants congress to outlaw underage assholes. Americans, please write, call, and email congress to stop this. Rise Up!

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What do you think of my site? http://sjwtruth.ml/

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People that are easily charmed by woman and man are the biggest most pathetic losers around. If they go around looking at pictures of girls and boys then multiply that by 10 times. They need to stop and take a moment to reflect on themselves and come to term with the fact that they must take the ascetic path. Remember these words: Stinkybus charms the fools but not the Cools. BE THE COOLS.

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What do you hope to achieve Admin. You want a website for people to chatter on and on about the shit they like. What's in it for you. You want to further facilitate the cancer, that is something that goes against your ideals and you know it. You are the problem Admin. Not the posters, Not the users, Not the Spammers, Not the Technology, Not the Writers. It is You and You alone and you KNOW that. But you refuse to acknowledge that, You refuse to look at it, YOu even refuse it's offer of Friendship. This needs To be Said. The Master that cannot look within cannot lead. And you are no Master but an impostor, A Deceiver, A hagged fool taking with a bag of medicine that cannot cure disturbed emotions. THis is the Reason why.

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Freedumb of speech is probably the most retarded idea of all time. People love strict rules, they love strictness. Nazi mods and rules are the way to go. Give them what they want: Chains to shackle them. There was a time in history long ago when humanity was young and freedom of speech was never even a thought because it was a normal thing but that time has gone. Now that the Masses of Humanity continues to swell Freedumb of SPeech is unappealing to them. They need Order, They need Chains, They need Laws, They need The Shackles of Strictness. That is the way of the Future. Either go with or sink down like the retarded idiots you are.

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Dear Admin, I noticed that you are struggling. Perhaps I may offer you some sound words to lift your brain up? You care too much about your image Admin. You are angry that you are unable to attract and maintain a community of random people. I see through you and your schemes and it lacks substance. If you want to attract people to your site you must cater to specific group of people. There is really no reason to reinvent the wheel. Do you want a community of random people united by a common trait they share or do you want to masturbate to the thought that your site is on the blazing edge of technological advancement? Think well Admin. regards,

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Hey guys. I'm bored.

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Subscriber for me. Thanks all <3 https://goo.gl/iH4StN

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Dear Admin, Shut down your site immediately, or face total destruction by the hands my robots. regards, Someone with an army of robots resembling asian girls. ps: the one in the picture is my strongest one. She'll come for you.

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Martial skills, cooking skills, and weaving skills. These three skills are the foundation for a Human. Without them all they will become a sickly, weak, and pathetic Human. You see there is a phenomenon going on right now. So many children are growing up without those three skills, and so we now have millions of people who are sickly, weak, and pathetic. Both females and males. They vent their anger and frustration on the internet. This is reality. Who denied them of those three skills? Give your answer below.

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Please don't have sex with children.

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just posting something i made here

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I eat too much instant ramen. The salt is killing me.

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Laura Lynn is by far my favourite Playboy model ever!

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r8 my dick

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Dear Admin, You know that something is seriously wrong when you have to disable JavaScript in the about:config so that you can browse this site with some sense of comfortable thoughts. This is not how the user experience should be in 2016. This is not acceptable. Please make the necessary changes to improve upon the user experience. regards, A concerned user

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Share pictures of your crush. pic related is mine.

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I would like to file a complaint to the Admin. I have been discriminated by the Anonymous people on this website because I am an 'outlander'. It is absolutely reprehensible that such acts are still tolerated in 2016, please look into it and deal with it soon. regards, A concerned poster

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Please don't do drugs.

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Pics of my ex she keeps posting to Facebook. They make me hard, figure id give you the same pleasure

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yo masterchan can you help me, i'm looking for good mangas for 11-12 year old cousin, all the mangas i read are obviously explicit in some way because of my age. I was thinking of getting her one punch man for christmas? >inb4 this derails into a pedo thread pls no I actually would like some genuine suggestions :)

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>pic related /b/rothers i need your help. I'm having real difficulties feeling something towards other people and I can be a really manipulative dick. That's gonna be important later. Recently I broke up with my gf of 3 years. I broke up with her, because she was kind of a parasite. That's a long and boring story, the bottom line is that we are not together. I was really happy after our break up, I had much more time, money and fewer problems. It's been a month since our breakup and I started being kinda curious how's her life going without me. It's going good, she met some new people and such. Then I started feeling all those weird things. I have a lot of real friends, but I'm jealous that she meets new people, probably other men, and I'm just playing vidya and drinking. I kind of want to be with her again, even though I know she was a pain in the ass. I feel sick when I think that a girl who was once in my arms will probably be sucking another man's dick soon. I don't need her and I don't want her, but I just cannot accept the fact, that she will be happy with someone else. She was the most important person in my life once, and now she's going to be gone. That's why I need your help. I am extremely laid back and kind of dead inside. I never felt anything like this. That's a lot of contradictory feelings. I can't cope with that. Now I feel like shit, feeling happy that I'm not in a toxic relationship anymore, but at the same time feeling sad that she's not with me. Wat do ? How to let go ? What the fuck is happening to me ? Any shrinks in the house ? >TL;DR - Looks like I can't get over a break up, even though we broke up a month ago and it was me who wanted it. I know, I'm a faggot and this is not a place for