Test >a h
>attention whore Hi b
>>188672 Just when I thought you froze to death or something. Welcome back brony. Fucking Merry Xmas if you disappear b4 it.
Hello (*^_^)b Merry Christmas & a Happy New year if you go AWOL again
>>188677 Thank you kissless virgin
>>188679 >>188677 >>188674 >attention whore Merry Xmas Love you all
>>188683 >attention whore Miss me?
>>188684 This board isn't the same without you. And you know that
What is it going to take for the kV and a h to hook up?
>>188689 >attention whore This is true Xoxo <3
>>188691 >attention whore Kek
>Urge to go go full brony intensifies
If I could post pics I'd be posting mlp porn all over /candy right now.
>>188694 >attention whore Go full brony
>>188694 >attention whore
>>188696 >attention whore
>>188697 >a h I like candy, I was banned for a bit posting hard candy, the mods love me, only docked 10% <3 mods
>>188698 Why does everyone keep posting pix of this disgusting faggot instead of hot girls. Wtf y'all like looking at this shit? If so go to a fag chan
>>188703 >attention whore Noob outlander... Ty for the bump. Feed me Moar
Test post. Please ignore.
Test post #2. Continue to ignore.
>>188703 Don't know if troll... ...or totally retarded
>>188748 Newfag retarded. Gotta be. No1 who knows anything about channing at all would think sum1 apart from attention whore would post his pics.
>>188700 Post more hard candy please
Wtf is this thread even
Lol. bronys attention whore thread. just for lil ole him.
>>188847 I am repulsed however mildly amused. Proceed
>>188843 Mine sexy fuhrer!
>>188684 good thing your mom is blind
>>188876 Go fuck yourself That isn't cool Kill yourself right now you bitchy FUCK
>>188708 That's pretty fucking hot. Sauce? I can't do reverse image searches on this machine... >>188887 Ooh. Someone's on their manstral cycle.
>>188672 put "I love Josh Moon, I love Josh Moon, Josh Moon is so handsome and smart" on the paper
>attention whore >>188847 <3 >>188904 I <3 Josh moon
>attention whore I'm back Miss me? What's up
>>189264 >What's up Nothing much. Only like 3 users on at the moment. We dead again for another day
>>189264 >>189264 >>189264 Kys faggot
>>189265 >attention whore In your mind. /b/ is life and mind. Ppl will post
>>189266 >attention whore O, it's Ronald MC fondle. What does Ronald have in common with McDonald's burgers?
>>188878 Here you go. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/675420
>attention whore Bump
>attention whore Hi, peeving in my car
>All models are at least 18 years old INTO THE FUCKING TRASH IT GOES
>>190356 >a h Tru dat
>>190348 Who is this model here???
>>190367 >attention whore Raven
>attention whore Riley from the Disney Pixar movie, inside out, wow, I'm in love with Her
>>190375 >attention whore Porta potty porn
You get banned from 8ch again or something a h?
>>190384 >attention whore Yes
>attention whore Hi fags, love ya Back in a motel
>>190484 >attention whore Shower me with attention Ask me anything
>attention whore I had a long week. In a van with snow and ice is cold
What do your bougers taste like ?
>>190487 Take a brown pill
>>190487 .... Next question
>attention whore Boogers taste like mana
>attention whore The other day, I had a very lovely chat with my mom. Somehow, maybe cause my Pedo mind might have wanted to direct the conversation that way. My mom knows I have an eye for toddler girls. I asked her what little girls do at a toddler tea party. She told me every cute little detail. I was in heaven
>>190491 >She told me every cute little detail. Which is?
>>190492 >pretty dresses, lacy >served was coffee cake, or any sweet(my mom said when she was a lil girl, they stole there cookies from the kitchen, giggling, trying to be quiet.) Beverages can include tea, milk, chocolate milk, hot chocolate, cider, orange juice. >a nibble of the snack before you, sip of drink, and make a comment about the tea party topic. (Include any dolls and pushes) >after tea party can include jump roping, doll play and playing dress up
>attention whore Porn
>attention whore First girl I fucked was my friends neighbor, she was slightly retarded. Ask how this encounter happened
>>190498 H-how did it happen?? >implying all women aren't slightly retarded
>>190499 >attention whore This tard was the Real deal, in that "retard room in school" >a summer day as at a nearby park with my friend and her >I'm horny >frie >when he's away, I tell her to run back home, we do >we rush back home. >I ask her if she wants to fuck. She agrees >we Goto her bedroom and undress >I ask her to suck my dick, she does >my first time blowjob, I don't blow, hard, so I ask if I can fuck her, she let's me. >we hump for a bit, I still don't blow >I ask her how it felt early on, said, weird, near the end said, good >we finished up before he got the clue and came back home >that summer and fall and that winter, we secretly humped like bunnies behind her brothers back(and my best friend) >one time we all made a in house tent fort, he left to boil mac and cheese, we humped away as he blabbed away >soon they new place over spring break >over there, still behind her brothers back, and my best friend,we still humped >day two, we're watching the movie willow, she's in the bathroom >I act sick and ask to use the bathr >spend that summer feeling her tits and humping like mad behind my buddies back
>>190499 >>190500 >attention whore I had to chop, what passed the max to post
>>190500 >dubs check Lucky fuck
>>190502 >attention whore Ty anon
>attention whore I came in my friends little fam members panties when I had the house to myself
>attention whore DD DAISY let's chat snuff
>a h Bump
>>190599 >attention whore Hi Sup?
>>190819 >attention whore Love Trump
>>190906 >attention whore Nice
>attention whore DAL.net #teenwankin
>attention whore https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F564x%2Fff%2F32%2F43%2Fff32439e19d10ad76260a2a9408658c6.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F405746247648635760%2F&docid=jzdMLzUMbUqaXM&tbnid=1BET-Hx81IFuFM%3A&vet=1&w=564&h=778&bih=511&biw=360&q=leotard%20ass&ved=0ahUKEwjnlpzIlMrRAhXqIpoKHeIwAdkQMwhYKDUwNQ&iact=mrc&uact=8
>attention whore Back for awile, Sup /b/
>>191907 Post nudes of your mum
>>191908 Don't ask or request shit like that. Not cool you fake ass chum AW is MasterChan royalty and he doesn't have to take your shit
>>191908 >attention whore I'm not gonna do that anon If you remember my early posts, year ago, I made a pass at my dad, I don't see my mom that way...
>>190498 how old was she?
>>191911 >attention whore I forget, she was in middle school, I was 13 or 14, my memory is mush from years of weed and drinking
>>191910 >I made a pass at my dad Is that what lead to his demise?
>>191909 >I'm a SJW KYS
>>191913 >attention whore Nah, a bad ticker
>>191916 >a h And...
>>191919 Take off your shirt baby
>>191917 >a h Kek
>>191918 You look like a beaner, are you gonna get deported?
You get a haircut?
>>191922 Dubs Why does this have the same filename as the FBI database has for this picture? FAIL
>>191924 It's obviously pulled back kV
>>191921 >a h
>>191927 Oh yeah baby. You big sexy. Ever been with a virgin?
>>191928 Did you not read his story? The retarded girl was obvious virgin
>>191923 >a h I have some beaner in me, and some woo-woo Indian, and Nazi in me, kekkers >>191924 Was pulled back >>191928 Only my first time with a virgin Yay Trump
>>191930 I think Trump is sexy too. I'm a 36yo kissless virgin, I want a wife and kids, but I think it won't ever happen. So I'm starting to think the only way to lose my virginity is with another guy. What should I do?
>>191931 10/10 Do one of jordyn jones plz she muh waifu
>>191931 >attention whore Ty BB, nice drawing. <3 >>191932 Follow your heart. I'd say be a BI sexual slut, but that has gotten me little sex
>>191933 >a h My thread, it's all about me
>>191939 I wish I could draw
>>191934 Can't have an a h thread without MSPaint fanart amirite?
>>191940 I can sort of draw scenery on paper but that's about it. It'd be helpful if I had a mouse for some of this though.
>>191942 >a h
>>191944 Checked You kinda look like Chris Chan
>>191947 >attention whore She's cute
>>191948 Which one you like better?
>>191949 >a h I've only tried the northern so far, nice taste. Yay**weed legal in Oregon**
>>191950 I'm jelly. I hope daddy trump legalizes it nation wide. I do understand not doing it all at once tho, per current profits based on supply and demand. The shit I get is so much better then it was when I was a teen.. Hopefully there will still be an incentive to keep making it stronger when/if its ever nationally decriminalised/legalized.
>>191952 I bet that pony has a great sex life.
>>191944 I had to take a shit so I improvised.
>>191951 >attention whore Hi jelly, cute name. Trump will do as he will, I won't stand in the boss''s way. Oregon is making bank with weed tax, doing good, easy to buy pot, I heard a survey saying Oregon has Moar pot shops than Starbucks Yay Trump
>>191954 Did you wash your hands?
>>191953 >a h Kek
>>191955 jelly is shorthand for "jealous" a h. >>191956 Why the fuck would I do that? Can't spread stomach bugs if I wash them.
>>191955 Dubs again I meant I'm Jealous.. Jelly = Jealous dood Anyways, yeah.. You can call me jelly lol
>>191954 >a h Love ya >>191956 Sometimes >>191958 >>191959 Why jealous of me? I'm a fat looser, I just don't give a duck, I farm attention.
>>191962 I'm Jelly that you got dank weed yo
>>191961 What does k.o. stand for? >knock out?
>>191963 >attention whore Oh that, well I'm really high, and drinking >dense This is true
>>191967 >>191965 >>191961 >>191960 >a h I love pretty pink ponies
>>191971 >a h Is that called futa? I'm OK with that
>>191972 Futa is basically a cock on a female body.
>>191974 >attention whore Ty I'm kool with that Last summer, at a park, I sucked off a crossdresser
>attention whore Any wanna post snuff vids?
>>191979 No vids, but I got gore.
>>191980 I have lots of gore..
>>191982 Why isn't there a gore thread on this site?
>>191983 Make one, Ill contribute brah
>>191983 btw, there used to be, but the database got corrupted during a site software update, and all the images/gifs/webs/etc were lost.. So were technically starting fresh from a few months ago
>>191980 >a hi Meh, I like seeing the moment of death
>attention whore Cool, let's make this a gore snuff place, , my thread!
>>191986 I like when the muscles do that last violent shake b4 death :)
>>191988 >a h I got hard watching the movie 8mm
>>191987 Works for me
>>191989 Nice thumbnail chum
No dead baby fans?
>>192036 see https://masterchan.org/b/thread/191994
>>192036 Post 'em on my thread. There only seems to be one other poster and it's mostly dick pics.
>>192053 Thats me fuck face
>>192061 Why are you being so mean??? :,(
>>192065 Just mining salt chum
>>192076 Oh OK. Gotcha.
>>192061 >>192065 >attention whore Gore away on some not ME thread, love ya two >snuff >babies dead >pony clop gore
>>192086 How about some babyQ ribs?
>>192103 >attention whore Nice, anon, I'll take a wing, I hate dark meat
>>192103 >a h
>attention whore Never showed you fags my new(ish) purse. Had it for bout a year, wanna see the secret in my man purse? **it's not tampons** *Tampax*
>>192139 >a h
>>192139 >>192140 >a h >samefag It's my pony clutch, inside is my weed, pipe and screens, cause fluttershy is a stoner. How do I do the spoiler to blackout a a segment?
>>192141 [ s ] [ / s ] Sheeny curses on all of the jews!
Child pran needed
>>192192 Post kids
>attention whore Like my new pinky ring?
>>192249 No I think it makes you look worse than you already do. And thats sayin somethin. Your entire attitude just shows that you suffer severely from an inferiority complex and will do anything for attention, even if that attention is not positive. This desire for attention will lead you futher and further into more extreme acts of attention seeking and will, or in all reality I should say already has, ruined your life.
>>191932 >>191934 Im a bi slut and I get heaps of sex. Specially if I stay single.
>>192252 >attention whore This is true
Well then instead of capitulating to the urge to get attention, why not redirect the energy created by this psychological deficit into something positive? Physical, emotional, financial, psychological self improvement? Make something of yourself that is worthy of peoples attention and respect. Attain a position where you deserve the attention and people will admire that, not just give you the negativity that you constantly receive. You have enough energy to do this. Only you can make it happen, no one else will just give it to you. Stop perpetuating this cycle. You are not entitled to admiration, respect, attention, you must earn it.
>>192258 >attention whore Thank you ..... ..I'm addicted to negative attention, my mom says to me things that crossdresser lines *Rolling Stones Shattered,tatters
Why do you live in a hotel?
>..I'm addicted to negative attention, my mom says to me things that crossdresser lines Your addiction is killing you
>>192331 >attention whore Glory bump
>>192258 >attention whore Ty I guess
>attention whore I need feminism cause I'm a grown male that likes pretty pink ponies
>attention whore Back on the road, at a park, hard to watch little girls play in cold freezing rain
>>193077 You ever creep on kids a h?
>>193098 >attention whore Just look and enjoy. I love the cute colorful outfits and there hair.
>>193098 >attention whore When no kids to goon to, I eat and read Yay Trump
>>193122 Do you jerk off in your car while watching them? I do that sometimes. If a kid gets real close I like leave my car door ajar and hope they see me. I've been unsuccessful so far but one day a little child will see me stroking it and I will cum for them
>>193122 Is that all you eat? For being quite....plump......you sure don't seem to eat much. Is it all the drugs that have made you puffy?
>attention whore >>193125 Sexy. Nah I don't do that, but maybe later, if I see a lil cutie, I'll rub one out under a blanket >>193129 Aren't you gonna call me a cute fatty? ; ) I'm a chubby cause I drink a lot of beer Love ya all Xoxo
>>193136 >Love ya all Xoxo We love you more <3
>>193137 >attention whore Love <3
>>193137 >>193138 >attention whore
>>193125 >a h Kid watching at parks during summer is the best. Used to hang out at community pools and check out swimsuit cuties, had a nice experience once
>>193144 >had a nice experience once story time
>>193227 >attention whore >was alone in the hot tub >lil cutie gets in across from me >under the bubbles, was stroking, looking at her
>attention whore Hi fans, at MC d's, 5am. Come here to charge my phone
>>193274 >attention whore
>>193274 nasty - im not filling in your survey for you - also that is the address of the burger meister that you went to with a timestamp u r attention whore
Hi AH, I have quite a large request - Go to a mall or back to mcdonalds - Take a video of yourself with that phone - shout "MASTERCHAN MASTERCHAN MASTERCHAN" out load - upload it to here, youtube or somewhere else - post link in this thread - then do a tribute of sir tin green
>>193292 >attention whore Was from a mac Donald this morning, see the top? Rainbow dash! Yes I am attention whore, I was kicked from /1/ on my old home on 8chan. Ask an oldfag there, they will know me >>193297 Buddy, sorry I can't and won't. I'm at the shelter, parked and drinking, cops day before super bowl gonna be looking for drunk drivers. And, this old potato smartphone can't even handle a 4 sec vid of me saying, hello masterchan. OP fails. : ( Anyway, think there will be a terrorist attack on Superbowl Sunday? #trumpdontcare
hi ah I always wonder... you post a bunch of ur pics online and at the same time, you openly says you like lil girls/boys and CP online, so how come u don't get in trouble with that? how can you get away with that shit?
>>193300 >attention whore I look no touch, don't want jail I never intend to ever do anything.
>attention whore My filthy front seat
>>193306 >>193305 >>193300 >>193299 >>193297 >>193292 Bump
>>193299 IF YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT LUBE THEN YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR CUM TRIBUTE OF TIN GREEN, JUST DO IT FAGGOT.
>>193472 >attention whore I have no cum to tribute, I just shot a load looking at pics of Cindy Brady from Brady Bunch
>>193519 >a h B8
keep it safe in irl thats the way to go
>>193528 >a h This is true
Hey a h, what exactly is it that you do all day to keep much of the boredom at bay? Living a meager existence out of my car and browsing MC on a shitty smartphone day after day would bore the living shit out of me. I'd probably kill myself to escape a shitty fate.
>>193530 >attention whore Watching lil girls play. Love it. Seeing a lil cutie makes my day. <3
>>193531 Interest bump
>attention whore Oh snap, they killed the president of the federation... The bastard!
I found a pic of yours from before you were bi a h.
>>193817 >attention whore Nice try, no, in my older pics from /1/ there's always a my little pony poster behind me
>>192139 wtf dog?!?! :)))))...
>>193867 >attention whore ;D I look good in blue, better in pink. <3
>>193874 >a h Brown pill
>>193869 hey a h how are you? can I get old pictures of you? I'm really interested. Also, are you a trekkie?
>>193883 >attention whore Hi friend, sure, I love Trek Old pics of me, no, my comp went kill cause I was a dumbfuck and downloaded a nasty virus, I'm on an older smartphone, you want older pics of me, Goto halfchan, that's 8Chan. Goto forums /1/ and /b/, and ask Oldfags about me, attention whore, I had fans there archive my older posts. Good luck <3
>>193885 >a h *correction, fullchan is 8 Chan. 8ch.net
>attention whore My piss bottle
>>193888 >attention whore Should have been my trips, asshole Was on my thread, Ty. :P
>>193889 Well considering you had an whole hour b4 that post was made, you can only blame yourself.
>>193890 >attention whore Oooo, a sarcastic troll. .......want an angry handjob?
Bump for lulz
>attention whore Here's some Kek DAL.net said there site crashed cause of me and what I post
>attention whore Yay, new Potter book
>>188674 yea.... what do we have to roll for you to anhero? just a thought if you really were an attention whore, you'dve lost enough self respect and awesomecougar.jpg selfsucked selfie and exposed us to that level of awefulness just Sūpā Saiya-jin
>>194042 >attention whore You love me
>>194053 Nice body
>attention whore I love you all Here's a sticker
>>194111 >a h Trips checked
anyone know of any drop sites?
thanks for your response! don't know what a h is though..
>>194115 >attention whore A h means attention whore
All this shit made me throw up. Complete garbage. They should change the name from Random to complete fucking shit.
>attention whore Morning, fans of ME <3
>attention whore From shit to a pretty rainbow, I'm magical
>attention whore My little pony and the reign of the two sisters, part one: the year with no color(greentext) >skirmishing between Minotaurs and diamond dogs requires attention >Luna volunteers to mediate the issue >the Minotaurs and diamond dogs are belligerent and unwilling to talk with Luna >Luna quickly looses patience and uses powerful magic on the diamond dogs, sending them fleeing >Luna is indifferent and tells them there just another part of the problem >the Minotaurs are deeply offended. >two ponynappings of royal blood have the unicorns in disarray >without royal heirs in place, emergency sessions need to take place >the problem is, unicorn law demands months of ceremony in selecting new heirs of non royal blood >this even takes more importance over the up coming rainbow ceremony, where a wand needs to be waved in a certain way on the first day of spring. If not, all the colors of the world fade away into black and white >Luna sees Celestia as weak, instead of taking charge under a banner of a future unified equestria, she sees Celestia as bowing down to unicorn politics and law >Celestia is treading carefully cause she has a larger view. If a unified equestria is going to happen, it's important the unicorns are on board >talks drag on and on with little progress >the first day of spring comes, and goes. >the rainbow ceremony is not performed
you should come to the pony thread on 8/b/ I want to make fun of you there
>>194245 >attention whore No way. Bronies may seem like nice ppl, in groups, especially in pony chans of any kind, are so Fucking mean. I have no intention of placing myself through the shredder again.
>>194245 >attention whore
>>194245 >attention whore Went there, love how posted a screenshot here of my story and called me faggot. That's a real burn, you zinged me one what for, boy howdy. Now you can die happy. :P
>>194253 Post more on there you fat faggot
>>194258 >a h No.
>>194268 >attention whore I've been called worse
>>194270 moar pls or sauce
Can you post a picture of yourself with puckered lips?
>>194304 >a h
>>194327 >attention whore
>>194330 kek I didn't expect you to actually do it
>>194331 >attention whore Cause I love you <3
>>194334 Did I give it away that I'm the avatarfag from your old /1/ threads?
>>194338 >attention whore Hi. how bout a dump of my posts from /1/ I lost mine Miss me?
>>194344 All I have is this https://archive.is/qbb2n Yeah I thought you stopped posting.
>>194347 >attention whore Missed you, love ya <3
>>194348 And here another one, constitution of /1/ but it has some of your posts in it. https://archive.is/7ySqI You still living in motels?
>>194347 >attention whore Ty for the link BB, that brings me back, good times, I was a lot moar interesting back then, lots of Kek >>194349 Thank you :) Yes mostly in the van, my dad passed away Love all ya
>>194350 It was nice when dysnofaggot wasn't around or at least not a board owner. He made /b/ shit as well. Just saw that on /1/, sad to hear. Some of your posts even ones from 2015 are still there,
>>194351 >attention whore Nice to know, Ty We had lots of lulz back then, good memories. <3
Welp I'm headin out for now, take care attention whore
>>194353 >a h XOXO
Were you touched as a child?
why has this thread lasted so long?
>>194363 >attention whore No, I was just born a slut >>194366 Cause ppl love me and others wanna see my train wreck of a life, my thread on /1/ lasted years
>>194368 Reece says well done. And Skitty says he wants to get to know you more so you should stop by bread again.
>>194366 >>194347 >a h
>>194370 >attention whore Seems when I try, I get banned even if I don't violate any global rules, I grow tired of dsyno's crap and bans, Ty for invite Xoxo
>>194372 Did you actually get b& yesterday?
>>194373 >attention whore I don't think so. I just don't wanna try to rebuild my legacy to have dsyno ban me a few days later, I can't stand that fuckface
>>194374 He's not BO of /b/ anymore.
>>194376 >attention whore Maybe....dunno
>>194380 I don't trust newfag either but from what I've seen, don't spam threads or post lewd kids and nothing will happen. No ponies outside bread rule is still in effect though.
>>194381 >attention whore Too many rules, /1/ wasn't like that
>>194387 Dysnomia still has /1/, it has ids now and same shitty rules as the last time you posted there.
>>194388 >attention whore Checked /1/ used to be cool when I was there <3
>a h =(^.^)=
How can you possibly think chris chan is cute?
>>194418 >attention whore I'm the only cutie around here
>>194425 Post another nude?
>>194428 >attention whore Sorry hun, I'm back in the van and it's cold
>>194437 >a h Sorry BB, here's a sticker
>>194442 >>194443 >>194443 Quads
>>194444 >attention whore STOLE MY QUADS YOU ASSFUCK
>>194448 >attention whore I like Trump, I'm a beta and like a nice assrapeing, those should have been my quads, grrrr
>>194450 >attention whore
>>194451 Will you write a note saying "for Skitty" and have the note next to your dick and post pic of that?
>>194452 >attention whore Tried, after pissing, it back up in me, I'm too small
>a h >>194452 I'll try later
>>194454 ok thanks m8
>>194457 >attention whore Show me a dash CLOP
Do you have a normal job?
>>194458 Dash clopping?
>>194459 >a h No
>>194460 >attention whore Ty BB
>>194462 Rainbow Dash would be a good fug especially her asshole.
>>194463 >a h Dash a power bottom, of course
>>194464 you'd think a bitch like her would be more dominate
>attention whore >>194465 I have lots of semen for dashies ass
>>194465 >attention whore
>attention whore I love, and my mom too, fluttershy in a diaper
>>194452 >attention whore With my tiny dick, here's my best....
>>194475 kek nice
>>194476 >attention whore Blow me a kiss?
>attention whore Attn pedos, download the app younow, wow, sauce
>>194476 >attention whore Tell fullchan /1/ and /b/ I love em
>>194481 They think I'm you after posting that.
a h, what happened to your cats?
>>194487 They died in the house fire.
>>194488 I never knew you had a fire Did you fall asleep while you were doing marijuana?
>>194487 >attention whore Paid 60$ to a shelter that doesn't put down cats, there OK <3
>>194494 phew, I was so afraid you had gone to sleep and I wouldn't get to know until tomorrow if that anon was lying or not What time do you sleep?
>>194495 >attention whore From 6pm to midnight, depends how heavy I'm drinking. Just woke it's 5am now, yes the cats are OK. =(^.^)= >>194515 Yes dashie, I love you too...
>attention whore Don't forget to bring a towel And shower me with attention
You will never be as cool as chris
>>194521 >attention whore I am It's just harder to look fab when homeless, let that asshole look all fancy living in a car. I have tons of mlp playsets and posters in Storage.