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If dubs, I an hero.



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This thread has no meaning It is a catch all for random encounters, embarrassing experiences, unfortunate mishaps, silly haikus, depressing nothings, and all other things combined Feel free to post something that is on your mind that you couldn't figure out where to post anywhere else and didn't feel like making a new thread for

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>>1363 i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about but if you think im stopping the only thing that relaxes me you are one stupid mother fucker i dont drink i dont do drugs i dont partake in illegal activity i dont fuck kids i dont even fuck at all LET ME FUCKING HAVE THIS ONE THING

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>>1369 Honestly I think you should do no fap February. But at least cut back to once a day. Maybe do some yoga..

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>>1349 >Because you probably have a wife that you can fulfill your sexual desires >>1348 >-Non creepy kv

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>>1378 Oh I'm sorry. I was sleepy and frustrated. I "think" you are saying you are also a kv but "Non creepy" Kind of implying I'm creepy which I am not I will state again But you are "saying" you are also a KV. But I did not see that. I was thinking you were meaning that I was a KV but saying that in a "Non creepy" way so you wouldn't look gay. Sort of like how #NoHomo works I thought you were complimenting me a bit. IDK. I was tired. Frustrated. Sad. Just saw your reply in the wrong light I guess >I only jack off like once a week I can't even fathom how you possibly keep the will power to do that. I need release multiple times a day. It is all I have >I'm content with my life True that I don't have much to worry about. I have a decently stress free life. I have work. I have my parents. Rent and Food Bills plus phone. And that's pretty much it I am "content" with my life in the sense that I know I'm more lucky and blessed with so many things other people don't have or can possibly comprehend. But the thing is I'm NOT happy Content? Sure. I'm cozy. I'm fine. I'm alive But happiness is the thing that I want and the only way I'll ever get it is if I have a family of my own

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>>1416 Why would you want to make ugly kids? You know they will look like you, and whatever ugly girl that would reproduce with you.. You're better off helping a half way decent looking girl raise her kids.



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>ITT: We Hook Up KV With A Female Friend Of Ours

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I bet you can hit this shit here nigga.. Triple double dawg dare ya to hit her up lmao Just don't tell anyone about it hahahaha http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=136892449

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I found ya a nurse homey, do you work with her? lol http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=136830677

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Have you fucked any of these girls yet? There is no reason you should still be a virgin.

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>>1136 Buy a lotto ticket. I hope you win big!

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>>1134 IIRC kv doesnt just want to lose his virginity, he wants a decent looking and pure girl whos young (good eggs) to be with him forever and give him kids



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Hello, I am 36yo kv and a friend made this board for me You may have some questions as to why he did this or why Im here posting and not staying 100% Anonymous. In the upcoming days I plan to share my story and life and trials and tribulations This is a means to recount my experiences. learn from my mistakes, but more importantly I hope to get some of you other chums who are virgins out of your shell. You see what I am.....how I live.....and I want you to do the exact opposite of me if you ever want to be happy in your life

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I think its funny that Gadmin deleted all the previous replies itt

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I think it was a server or data issue. Not exactly that Godmin deleted the posts I could be wrong though as I have been very vocal & wary of Godmin since day 1. Shit is just too suspicious and Godmin likes to silence me by deleting my posts and not replying to my e-mails But I take it that, at least in this case, Godmin did nothing wrong



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>General Female Porn Thread

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This is a new thread. I feel I've been a bit too negative in my own other threads in regards to me not finding anyone to have sexual intercourse with me. So I'll stop being so negative in my other threads since it detracts from the topic at hand and I'll pull all my negativity and pour it into this thread. This thread is my outlet to type out my frustrations when I think about how I'm still a virgin >A women would rather have sex with another woman's mouth rather than my penis or to use my mouth even though I'd be willing to give her all she needs

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>>1340 I think it happens once a week.

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A girl would rather fuck a sleazy looking man-whore to look like fucks other guys than white Chads and to also look "edgy" and gain followers on social media Rather than be with a man who will love her dearly and give herall she desires

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A girl would rather degrade herself for 3 guys pleasure who will never EVER remember her again and take pics to show their friends to make fun of her and call her a useless whore and say mean things about her And she would rather demean herself this low than be a stay at home wife and let me pleasure her and show her how mich I love her

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Your defeatist attitude is laughable A relationship isnt something you deserve, its something you earn. Most women already carry a lot of emotional baggage around with them, they dont want a fatalist boyfriend who wrestles with the same worthless issues they do, they dont want an insecure guy who questions and whines at every occasion. You think you are one of the good guys, but you arent. Your selfish immaturity radiates from every inch of your body. Girls can detect weakness far better than abusiveness, thats why you lose to "Chad". They want to feel safe in your arms and grow besides your emotional maturity, you have none of those things and you never will if you dont start to change your attitude and appearance (both emotional and physical) right now

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>>1390 >implying you zcould pleasure a girl lol



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Stop the government from monitoring all your online activity. A vpn will make it look like your physical ip address is from another country, keeping you anonymous and worry free. Plus you will have all the benefits of being able to view region locked content http://anonyourself.club



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So uh... This happened right as I was getting off work. You know... You know..... You know how like sometimes you see something or live something and it just "feels" so "right" ?? Like, you are in the moment, and everything just seems to be going perfect >be me >heading home from work >using the stairs for dat cardio gains >walk down a few flights >see a girl sitting on the stairs >keep getting closer as a lot of girls usually text in private on the stairs or are just listening to music while waiting for something but in stairwell to be alone >so i keep getting closer

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If i was on my death bed and had no children id feel like the ultimate failure

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>>1299 >>1300 >>1302 >>1304 Wow, this really touches me, OP. I can relate so deeply to your story. When will the heartless females in this world finally realize that guys like us are in fact the supreme gentlemen that they '''claim''' to desire?? **no but seriously this is Elliot Roger pasta, right? ...right? :^)**

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>>1299 >>1300 >>1302 >>1304 >>1308 >>1365

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>>1365 Only beautiful people should breed. Don't get me wrong, fuck all you want. Just don't reproduce. You even said yourself you're ugly as hell. Come on m8

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>>1366 > I miss the days when women were women and men were men



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My cock is really small. Is there any way to make it look bigger?

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Shave that nasty sweater, first.

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I don't feel as if anyone believes this but just in case someone does: I hope you guys don't think that is my penis. I didn't post this thread or these pictures

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>>1346 >implying your cock is any bigger Its OK, we know you have a micro penis

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>>1364 im just barely under or right at 4 inches. im not big but i dont think a woman would honestly consider me micro i have phimosis which she may laughh at and not want to deal with since it hurts when i masturbate let alone have future sexual intercourse but when i get me a wife that loves me she will understand and work with my condition because she cares about me and about us as a relationship

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So your micro penis looks worse then these pix? No woman is gonna marry a guy with a broke cock.



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>ITT: The One That Got Away

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>>1274 So it turns out you're the coal burner, fuck off nigger lover lol

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Lol. Yeh I know. Tell me about it man. If only Id known in the first place it was black not european. Soon as I found out I told her that she should be taking what the government is doin as a gift not an oppression and be happy about it. She took that as racist. Hey it was phrased a lil bit different to that but that was the spirit of it. I put it so it wouldnt come across racist but she took it that way anyway.

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>>1285 I thought my old roomate was half beaner or something, he definitely wasn't white. The crazy neighbor was over one day complaing about his roomate, who was white. He started calling the fucker a nigger, complaining about how he was using too much gas by using the oven instead of the microwave. My roomate was taken back, I could tell he wasn't used to someone saying nigger. Our other roomate was a girl, she was in her room and I don't think she heard him. She was black lol. We ran crazy neighbor off, and my roomate was like wtf man, my dads black. I laughed, told him the neighbors crazy. The next day crazy guy is back over still ranting and raving about his roomie. The black girl came walking in, and he asked her if she knew what a nigger was? We just stood there and listened to him for a minute and he went back next door, I mentioned to my roomie after he left that there is like one forbidden word, and I don't see why he had to go there. She just laughed it off, I don't think she really cared, kinda just aknowldged he was crazy. That night, crazy neighbor broke down his roomies door cussing him or stupid shit. The girl that lived with them had to break them up. She told me about it the next day. Poor girl, she was from Russia and was here on a work visa. We all lived in a 6 bedroom duplex, our front doors were side by side on a two story brick home in the nice part of the city. It was rented out by the room, there were 6 of us, 3 on each side, etc. This was near New Orleans, crazy times.

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>Do you clean your penis after urinating? I've noticed that when I go to the bathroom I'll see many a male just head to the urinal then quickly rush out. Not even washing their hands or properly shaking or even using toilet paper which is quite disgusting to me Granted, this may be just another phobia of mine or a tic or what-have-you but I cannot and do not go to the bathroom and use the Men's urinals or go pee outside or the like. I always have to pee inside a stall so I can close the door and use the toilet paper after I pee so I can wipe/dab my penis properly. So it stays dry and clean Wouldn't want a wet penis just in case a female wants to have sex with me! Plus it would smell of pee which is so bad. I know this is a more personal question so if you guys don't answer I understand but I was just curious on what you guys do Even if I don't have to go at that exact moment: I always force myself to urinate when there is a proper bathroom + toilet paper in place that I can use.

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No one does this.

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>>1113 I do

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>>1099 no i don't need to wash my vag like a woman. Just whip out muh dick like a man, piss, and put my shit back in my pants like a man. no drips. If im gonna fuck a woman, i wash muh cock off in the sink with hot water and soap, but leave the balls smelling nice and pheremone laden. women like a man with facial hair, and rough. If not, they are lezbos. and not the kind you mom wants to watch you bang with her hand in her pants. Just remind your sister that all that dick is for her >>1099, and stop worrying about washing your dick off everytime you pee. The girl that surprises a guy will be nasty enough to expect a funky fuck.

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I have never wiped my dick, a little jiggle after peeing is sufficient. I shower daily, so no need to wash my dick before sex. Unless it's a hot day and my balls been sweaty, then I'd clean up b4 sex.

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only when I'm at home or a single stall, and even then..is patting the end with toilet paper till there's no more pee really cleaning?



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>ITT: People We Hate For Unknown Reasons Something about Joe Rogan makes me hate him with a passion

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What country is she from? US?

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>>1201 DAAAAAMN THE NEWFAGS AROUND THIS DAY AND AGE. lel She is from the Netherlands. US... lel

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what is de incident of Mara 2014???

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>>1231 >Outlander

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>>1205 Poke pls..



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>ITT: Times You Went To The Movie Theaters Alone Im eating dinner but will post my stories later. It is such a loser feeling when everyone sees you have nobody to watch movies with

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Second time >be me >movies with Father >Live Free or Die Hard playing >he had been drinking since morning >sleeps and snores throughout the whole movie >on way out he says for me to buy him snacks >say okay >we going out and heading to concession stand >nigger bumps into him and says something like, "Watch it old man!" >father pushes him into the wall >fight about to break out >tell Dad cops are coming and we need to get the fuck outta here >we rush to vehicle and drive away Second strike

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>>1243 You giant pussy

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I went to go see Django Unchained a few years ago. I was waiting in line for a really long time. There was a huge storm and all the theater went down for like 45 minutes. Fucked with all the theater show times So I'm just waiting in life. Most people left. Well....in fact I should say everybody left. So I'm just there by myself waiting because I have nothing else to do. The theater manager saw me and apologized profusely about the delay of the movie. I said it was fine. I have nothing else to do. This was the only thing I had planned this evening and I'll wait as long as I need to The theater manager said I was really nice and offered me 2 free movie tickets to any movie within the week. So that was very nice of her. Unsure why she gave me 2 but I figured even she felt some pity for me seeing as how ugly I am and fat So I'm waiting and the next showtimes are up. A new wave of customers start gathering. I'm still waiting for Django to play Then out of nowhere I hear a man bickering with an usher. A really old man. Easily had to be 80/90 years old

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>>1263 So I stand "near" them to hear what they are talking about (Umm.....so a lot of you guys probably know this by now but I typically go out by myself. I don't talk to anybody. I rarely look up. I look at the ground. I keep to myself. I don't like to bother people. So I like to listen to other people's conversations. It makes me feel like I'm interacting. It's a bit sad to say but its the truth. I have no friends and this way it kind of makes me feel apart of their life I guess. Like I have friends) The old man is telling the usher that his daughter doesn't come to pick him up until much later and he has no money to see any movies besides the one that was paid for and it got delayed due to the storm. The usher is not really giving a fuck. Anyway, the usher kind of is pushing the old man outside to which I quickly stop the usher and offer the old man one of my free tickets I was kinda wanting him to go and fuck off but the usher kind of made him cling onto me. Usher kept saying shit like >Oh Django!! Yeah yeah Django!! Go see that old man. It's like a John Wayne western. You'll love it!! It's like a Clint Eastwood movie If any of you guys saw Django you would know that is ENTIRELY THE OPPOSITE of what the fuck that movie is But I didn't say anything. I didn't want to butt in and plus that would mean I'd have to talk. So I just stayed quiet

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>>1265 So the usher kind of escorts both of us to the movie area and leaves us be together So naturally the old man just starts rambling on. I listen of course. Then we both sit down He was a very old black man. Well-to-do type gentleman The look on his face when Django was going on was priceless. Between the pack of niggers on my left whooping and hollering at every single line and his expressions and look of disgust to my right LOL That was a great night. Way better than if I'd had just stayed by myself looking at it alone in the theater Their faces and expressions made the movie honestly. Such a great night



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Official Suicide Thread. If you're also planning to an hero, tell us when/why.



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35yo kv appreciaton thread He personally inspired me to lose weight and start lifting I've lost 40lbs so far Thank you kv

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One thing I noticed after losing a ton weight from pretty much starving myself on under 1k cal/day for 6 months was that while I could see my dick again without sucking in my stomach, my skin was very flabby from the skin that was stretched out for long when I was really fat. It's kind of strange to see/feel to be honest. But I've gained most of the weight back so it's not noticeable anymore.

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>>157 >gained weight back on purpose?

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>>159 No. It's far easier to gain weight than it is to lose it.

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>>160 I hear that! When I go on one of my emotional binges I easily can go up 3-4 pounds in one night!! Then I have to eat far less than usual for the rest of the week. It only hurts me but sometimes I can't help it