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Welcome to the new form of masterchan.org - ccluster.com I have been thinking about rebranding us for about 2 years now. I believe our new name transmits our ideals better and it is also more mature. Our days of being a /pc/ gaming chan only were 5 years ago, and we have enough perks to differentiate ourselves from all the chans out there that I believe we are entitled to our own name, and to being our own thing as an original website. I'm distancing myself from the chan archetype, something I was never very strongly about other than having a basic image board format. Unfortunately, I could not improve our layout before the name change. There are still pages that look very ugly and broken, and the frontpage while it has a lot of added functionality it still looks the same. But you can now filter the frontpage to your likings, just bookmark it after you hit the customize button. Lastly, I need to address the legal troubles we've had in the past week. To sum it up, I've been in email contact with Dutch Law enforcement and the issue is that: >This includes child modeling which sexual posing and focus on genitals. We concluded that masterchan.org not only made such child modeling files available, but also... Since to my knowledge I was already moderating everything with sexual posing, and law enforcement has said otherwise, posting of child modelling can no longer be allowed here. I wasn't told exactly what images caused this problem, but it is my understanding that: [part 1/2]

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If dubs, I an hero.



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>Any of you chums use coupons when you go grocery shopping? So as you know I don't have a vehicle. I typically walk if I need something fast or a little bit of stuff but I don't like doing that because people may see me walking. So I usually plan out for the week and make a list of stuff as I go until the big day of shopping. Then I typically ask a family member if they can come and pick me up on the same day they are going grocery shopping so I don't burden them too much. I'll usually pay for a full tank of gas for them. If I can't find anybody I'll purchase an Uber but I don't really like doing that either. I get a lot of foreign people who drive me and I don't understand them a lot and I feel they may rob me But anyway. Today, my mother came unexpectedly and dropped off some stuff she bought for me. I didn't tell her to buy anything. She just was at the store and thought of me I guess. So she buys me cereal (which I don't eat), granola bars (which I don't eat), protein bars (which I don't eat but she confuses exercising to lose weight and bodybuilding for muscle so she tends to buy me high calorie protein shit even though I tell her that is the exact OPPOSITE of what I'm wanting) and other stuff like some weird drinks and shit So I offer to pay her back and she says no. She was at the store and she honestly got all the shit for free as a [Buy One Get (This) Item Free] type deals I typically go in and get the fuck out ASAP when I'm shopping. So no time for coupons and I never really pay attention to them anyway But she legit got me quite a lot of free shit using coupons. She obviously isn't going to eat/use them so she gave them all to me. >Do you use coupons?

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>>2852 Does your mom know your gay?

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>>2853 She thinks the world of me. Due to a mishap when I was 17 she still doesn't even think I'm a virgin. And due to my many lies my parents think I date often enough So no. They don't know I am gay. Because I'm not gay/queer/homosex Like you are. I have it on good faith that you just want me to admit I'm gay so you can start complimenting me and try and have sexual relations with me. Because YOU are gay and want to be the first man to pound my ass Well bad news for ya, Jack BEING GAY IS A SIN!!!!!

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>>2854 I don't want to pound your ass you sick fuck, I want to suck your baby penis.

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>>2854 >Being gay is a sin No wonder you're still a virgin. You're afraid your parents will find out you like little boys.



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No idea who she is but I'm infatuated with her If anyone knows where she lives and if she possibly lives near me please give me her contact information Thank You

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real life pictures of me

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>>2823 >>2830 kek show me your daisy

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https://www.reddit.com/user/virtualgeisha she looked better before she dyed her hair to grandma and started wearing slut makeup



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This is a new thread. I feel I've been a bit too negative in my own other threads in regards to me not finding anyone to have sexual intercourse with me. So I'll stop being so negative in my other threads since it detracts from the topic at hand and I'll pull all my negativity and pour it into this thread. This thread is my outlet to type out my frustrations when I think about how I'm still a virgin >A women would rather have sex with another woman's mouth rather than my penis or to use my mouth even though I'd be willing to give her all she needs

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I'll never own a house so my wife could suck me off while the kids are asleep and we are in the backyard with the cool breeze and making our next door neighbors jealous at how much my wife fucks me and his doesn't because he is probably a limp dicked stupid asshole virgin

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I'll never ever find twins who want me so bad they will perform an incest blowjob for me

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I'll never get 2 sisters who love me so much they will wake up and double suck me off

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I'll never fuck a petite girl who feels "stuffed" because I'm so big for her and she is enjoying every minute of it

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This concludes my self hatred remarks and all my insecurities. I'm sure I'll have more tomorrow. I'm a big mess and so ugly and sad all the time because females never give me the light of day to prove myself to them that it isn't just about looks. I'm a person and a damn good person at that! They just need to show this little butterfly a little love and attention and watch me change the course of history with just a flap of my powerful un-virgin wings Sweet dreams, chums



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I will never have a girl like this for my own. To do with as I please. To have my ideal partner for when I lose my virginity for the first time. A girl of my dreams never ceased to exist. Because she was never real to begin with. I will die and vanish from this Earth full of regrets and guilt of what could have been. I weep not for my future. For that I know is already dark and lost. I weep for my once bright past

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I can partake in her flesh the moment I close the door I can fuck her feet the second I tie her up I can slap her face the minute she misbehaves I can rape her within the hour and fulfill my every desire

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I once yearned to swim in the ocean as others do Then I grew up. And realized I wasn't one who swam. I wasn't one who walked on land. I wasn't someone who flew gracefully in the sky I am the pond scum that kills the ocean I was the dirt the sullies the land I am the smog that prevents others from flying My life but a sham. A lie. A affront on human existence. I should be honored to even share consciousness with others and kiss the ground they walk on for I am nothing but burden on this Earth An ugly fucking virgin beta with no hope for a better life

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This concludes my pathetic posts of my uneasiness about sex and my failures as a man for tonight Good night



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>General Female Porn Thread 3 May we all enjoy the first cluster porn dump

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This concludes my female porn images for today Good night



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Hey kv, how have you been holding up while the site has been down? I know you rely heavily on this board for your mental stability. Sincerely, your fan artist chum

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>how have you been holding up while the site has been down? Pretty anxious to get back to normalcy. I was refreshing this page every hour hoping it was up finally. After a while I couldn't take it and sent an urgent e-mail to 8chan for them to un-ban me. I sent several e-mails and eventually I was un-banned. Then promptly was banned again. Then un-banned over and over again about 2-3 times. 8chan mods are pure shit But it did keep me socializing with people for a bit. Albeit with people I don't really like and they don't really know me either But it was better than refreshing the front page by myself with nothing else to do. I saved up a lot of porn. That also kept me busy. Will dump my Female #3 thread in a bit. Lots of pictures I really enjoyed looking at

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>>2551 > I know you rely heavily on this board for your mental stability. I mean it isn't like I'll go haywire and kill somebody or do harm to myself or others if cluster went down. I'd just feel sad and unwilling to do anything. It's more about the social interactions I get from here than anything else. Since I don't really talk to anybody besides people at work. I really only call family during special events or holidays

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>>2551 >your fan artist chum While you are very gifted in the arts I would rather you not make every picture like I have jizz on my face or having an intense orgasm It's kind of weird (to say the least) And I sincerely hope you don't think I am so fat that I have to breathe with my mouth open. I'm not a mouth breather regardless of how fat I got.

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>>2559 Do you walk fat?

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>>2559 I only have the one gif where you have cum on your face. The white specks in this one is supposed to represent sweat rolling down your head/face.



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>ITT: Valentine Day Plans and/or What Happened To You

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I'm going to bed Good night chums. I'm glad you are back so I can talk to you again You chums are the only thing in my life that gives me happiness

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P.S. He got the job he applied for and will start Mid March. He works 4 days a week and is making just a tad under what I make now. Just another reason for me to hate him

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>>2542 Maybe try to be less hateful. Loser.

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>>2525 Holy shit sperg, you went full retard. That's what normal people do with candy's, they share them with the whole office. Especially if they were the shitty cheap kind that you bought, no one wants to eat that nasty shit. I bet they all laughed at you behind your back.

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>>2534 >bawwwwwwww I'm just a sad lonely beta--pity me! The reason why the fool gets what he wants is because he exudes confidence, which is something you know you lack. He's an alpha and knows how to get what he wants and shit works out for him as planned. The girl probably has low self-esteem which is what attracts the alphas to the lowly subservient females because they know how to keep their women in check.



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>General Female Porn Thread 2 I was hesitant to post for the past week due to people saying that my board, and that I specifically, was posting content and materials that were illegal and that is what was getting MasterChan shut down. I want to state that I plead innocent and that I have never or will never knowingly post anything illegal on this board or MasterChan in general. I don't know why someone was accusing me of these things and in a way I think someone was using me as a scapegoat to push the blame on I keep to myself and don't download illegal materials. I'm only honestly here because I'm banned from most other chan boards and this chan doesn't ban people. I understand that Godmin is probably not in it's right frame of mind right now due to sickness but that doesn't excuse that Godmin didn't stick up for me Godmin could see the IPs that were posting illegal materials and should know that it didn't come from me. Godmin also doesn't reply to my e-mails. Godmin also doesn't respond to my questions or threads. Godmin, in my eyes, doesn't like me and doesn't want me to be here but can't do anything against me due to free speech. This is why, I believe, Godmin didn't come to my aide when others were accusing me of posting illegal content to have this board shut down. I won't speak on this further other than something doesn't feel right. Something is fishy. I'm not a tech person so I'm not going to get to the bottom of this. I just want to let others that I do no such bad things and that Godmin doesn't respect or acknowledge me and that is disrespectful towards me. I've been on the fence whether or not Godmin cares about me and this put the nail in the coffin. I'll talk no further on this subject as this is now a porn thread but I didn't want to express my feelings

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Short girls are cute because not only are they sexy - They are also clever

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Hey kv, how have you been holding up while the site has been down? I know you rely heavily on this board for your mental stability. I would have posted my new fan art of you but gadette's image restriction is still in place... :-/



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>General Female Porn Thread

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>>2449 More like this



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Official Suicide Thread. If you're also planning to an hero, tell us when/why.

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>>457 RIP

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>>2472 She was 31. So sad..



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>ITT: Times You Were Caught Being A Pervert

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>>2339 >cussing me out and other shit >i keep walking to work >but this bitch yelling and following me >decide to address her because dont want coworkers thinking bad about me if they see a drunk hooker yelling at me >decide to stop and talk to her >she doesnt want to talk and only yells >eventually hand over my phone and she deletes the pictutres i took of her >felt really bad >go to work sad all day a stupid dumb whore deleted my pictures

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>be me >be 28 or so >be at work >head into office >lunch hour so most of the staff is out >see a hot as fuck woman named Imelda >smoking MILF latina mami >copier is broke and she is trying to fix it or some shit >keeps plugging it off and plugging it back in like a stupid bitch but she hot so it makes up for her stupidity >she wearing a dress that hugs her body and ass in all the right ways >she bending over multiple times to plug in and out the outlet >im staring at her ass. so tight its basically see through. i can see her panties and a clear pussy indention >out of nowhere, like a sixth sense, she looks back like a fucking vampire and spots me staring at her >O_O!! >we both are in shock >i quickly try to make a getaway and run face first in a wall >do a 180 and head outside the office >hear her giggling and she shouts my name, "Hey Anon!!" >pretend i dont hear >keep walking out of office and dont go back for a few days After that there was this weird energy when is aw her again. Like we both acknowledged i was checking her out but we never said anything

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Not that I was doing anything wrong but I do feel like a huge pervert whenever I walk into, or even pass by, a Hooters restaurant I don't particularly go there at all really. Not by myself anyway. But whenever it is my Dad's birthday or a special event he likes going there. He is the head of household(family) so we just say okay. I honestly think that is his probably favorite place to eat He just loves the hotwings from there so much. And he orders a lot of different kinds so there is variety to his meals. Different tastes I've said a story or two of when we have went but I always feel like such an ass when I go there. I just want to kill myself when the girls can see I'm either staring at them OR not staring at them and they get a bit annoyed and agitated. Like something is wrong with me which is ironic since I am the most chivalrous and nicest man they would ever meet if they just got to know me. I treat women with respect and don't objectify them at all and I just wish they would know that about me

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>>2429 >something is wrong with me Like being a bald beta cuck virgin loser fag?

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>>2340 >go to work sad all day a stupid dumb whore deleted my pictures Oh hi thar kv. I almost got caught once. I was carefully jacking off in a dark classroom in college years ago sitting behind this really hot hippy chick in the back of the classroom. Instructor would walk around randomly at times so I had to stop when he was near the back of the room (I was in the other corner with my bag in the chair next to me to hide my arm/wrist from view). Took my time and ~30 minutes later I blew a huge blow in my pants and it felt fucking amazing. Then I ran to the bathroom after class was over so I didn't feel like I had pissed my pants all day. I jacked off on the bus back in HS a couple of times sitting behind girls I ogled a lot. But never let myself climax to avoid catching the driver's/nearby peer's attention...



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So I heard you like 'em loose big guy.

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>>2354

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>>2354 fuckmytoes.com

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Don't worry I found you a better, more fap-worthy picture this time around.



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35yo kv appreciaton thread He personally inspired me to lose weight and start lifting I've lost 40lbs so far Thank you kv

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One thing I noticed after losing a ton weight from pretty much starving myself on under 1k cal/day for 6 months was that while I could see my dick again without sucking in my stomach, my skin was very flabby from the skin that was stretched out for long when I was really fat. It's kind of strange to see/feel to be honest. But I've gained most of the weight back so it's not noticeable anymore.

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>>157 >gained weight back on purpose?

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>>159 No. It's far easier to gain weight than it is to lose it.

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>>160 I hear that! When I go on one of my emotional binges I easily can go up 3-4 pounds in one night!! Then I have to eat far less than usual for the rest of the week. It only hurts me but sometimes I can't help it